- You will never again be as young as you are today. Sorry.
- Harold Robbins is the best-selling American author ever.
- Vatican City is the least populous sovereign nation in the world.
- My favorite number is 3, followed not very closely by 4.
- Mississippi is the fattest state.
- In hindsight, the Louisiana Purchase was a steal.
- Flattery will get you everywhere.
I Demand to See:
Help the Economy – Buy Stuff!
Like Me! (Oh God please like me…)