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If, for some reason, you want to send me a pretty picture or words of encouragement, simply type theoffendingparty@yahoo.com into the To: field of your preferred e-mail program, attach the pretty picture or compose those words of encouragement and hit the Send button. I will most likely read that e-mail; I will most likely not respond to it.

If you wish to send me something other than a pretty picture or words of encouragement, your best bet is to count to ten and take a couple of deep, cleansing breaths. You’ll get over it soon enough.

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